Ultra Cuckolds brings you Asia Zo — The thing about Asian chicks like Asia Zo is that you have to be up on your yen-to-dollars conversion rates in order to talk turkey. Turkey, in this case, being her ass and opportunities to gaze upon it. When we asked to see her butt, Asia quoted a figure that would choke a Chinaman. But once you know the language, all things fall into place. Settling on a mutually agreeable figure, Asia showed us hers and promptly spread her butt cheeks. Again, with most Asian chicks, you normally get a whiff of three day-old Egg Foo Young when that happens, but Asia seemed remarkably different. Her ass had the aroma of a disinfected toilet seat- a good sign that she maintains rigorous health standards.