Believe it or don't. Scientists have actually used levitation chambers in an attempt to measure the density of the human soul, and it's only now that they're applying the same concept to weighing a woman after-you've gussed it-she's had a load in every hole. Government dollars are generally wasted on pie-in-the-sky notions and jackass projects, but this is one ongoing experiment we would applaud. To that end, may we nominate Mya Mason to be one of the first guinea pigs in what we consider an extremely worthwhile cause. Just thinking about Mya dripping from every female crevice with man frosting is enough to get our gonads going. Actually, just looking at her foot bottoms does the trick, but that's us. We're easy.