There were plenty of folk who didn't believe that your humble narrator was going to be able to find a way to make his birthday wish come true, namely, they thought it would be impossible to find a nubile Thai girl willing to spend quality erotic time with yours truly. Little did they know. All it took was cashing in some frequent flier miles and the ability to sit next to a complete stranger on a cramped airplane for twenty hours. Once in Thailand, simply ask any local where the pretty girls can be found. Eah here was frolicking on a black sand beach with several of her friends and was only too happy to go back to the hotel for a quick game of hide the sausage with a kind older gentleman.