Sexy little Kristina has a mouth made for kissing, among other things. Try to imagine those soft lips caressing your own, try to think of how it must feel to have those deep soulful eyes looking up at you expectantly. It's enough to drive a guy insane, right? Kristina can tell you all about it! She's had a string of bad luck when it comes to men. For some reason she can't fathom, whenever she gets near enough to a man to initiate some physical contact, the man in question seems to lock up like a shitty robot caught in a bad logic cycle. Perhaps she needs to tone down the amount of sex she seems to be dripping form every pore. Whatever the cause may be, Kristina has decided that if the trend continues, she's just going to have to switch over to the other team. Which still feels like a win for mankind...