Gia wasn't exactly burning up the social scene. That is, until she turned at least 13. Then Teen Power gradually took over her body like a filthy succubus in a horror flick. While some critics assail Teen Power and attribute it to toxic levels of mercury or lead poisoning in the brain, we think differently. Sure, Teen Power has its shortcomings. Unless you're fucking your Geometry teacher, it pays no dividends as far as grades are concerned. And buying liquor can be a problem unless you have a middle aged sugar daddy making all your purchases. Ooops, forget what we just said about the drawbacks. Teen Power has none and gives you a really cool, fuck off attitude.