The older the violin, the sweeter the music. And Kelly Leigh is one of those MILFs who can wring a man's Stradivarius limp with the equivalent of a Carnegie Hall performance. Then one day she met a smooth-talking town to town tonic peddler who thought he could teach Kelly a few new tricks. There's was a hasty romance of intoxicating dreams, cigarette smoke punctuated conversations and calculated hedonism. All because there were other towns and other women to sell tonic to. But while it lasted, Kelly decoded her body noises to realize that the cheaper the patter, the cheaper the man. MILF's get very philosophical that way.