We hear that Evan Stone's been getting his brains beat silly in professional wrestling these days. But Evan, perhaps in a rare moment of clarity, still has enough sense to stop and smell the roses of the south of the borderly fantastic Alana Leigh. Backwards or forwards, the sultry Alana's the kind of girl we want to find in our garden. We figure if we spread the manure just right, we'll grow to her liking too. Than we can give Evan a head butt, put him out of commission and have Alana all to ourselves. It's a very simple plan and might work.