7/06/2008 - Revenge is a Bitch brings you Jordan Kingsley — The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. He gave us this marvelous, leggy creature named Jordan Kingsley to feast our eyes upon. But here's the catch. He taketh our manhood away in the sense that Jordan has this attitude - want my gorgeous ass? You're first. And you know what that means. Rank humiliation and the inability to look your Dodger season ticket holding, beer guzzling buddies straight in the eye. Because you know what you had to do. You know you had to get drunk, grease up and bite down on a dish rag. Lest you think you paid your dues, however, think again. Jordan suffers short term memory loss. And the joke is on you if you expect equal time.

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7/05/2008 - MILF Does a Boner Good brings you Mistress Angellica — And here we thought the Farrah Fawcett look went out with Billy Beer. Boy, were we barking up the wrong keg. With that hair do, the sly and beguiling Mistress Angellica appears to have stepped out of the pages of a 1980's skin rag. But a blow job being a blow job, our sense of current fashion and porno history is hardly a reason to turn away one, or even two of them. The good news is that Angellica's mouth is strictly now, even if there's four payments left on that MILF orthodontistry. But that's her business, and a steady diet of cock will soon give her a set of teeth to call her own.

7/03/2008 - Cum Eating Cuckolds brings you Brooke Banner — While Brooke Banner seems to be filling her left arm with tats, her right one is evidently ad space available. And Brooke seems to be putting out the message that threesomes are her way to go. Unfortunately, her partner discovered that also means fidelity ain't one of those messages. Hardly what you'd call the down home type to begin with, Brooke will cat around and cheat, and she'll rub it in your face like a mortgage rate. But if you're willing to join in, stick your head up her ass and accept the fact that a brother will occasionally share your close closet, the results could be quite interesting.

6/30/2008 - Kick Ass brings you Sara Stone, Amy Ried — Sara Stone and Amy Reid had this bet. [Sara's the one with the big tits.] No, it had nothing to do about how long they could go without makeup and scare off the rats in their building. It was over whether an inanimate dildo could replace the live cock of an accordion player named Mario they both knew. This took many hours of trial and research before they could come up with a conclusion. Sara said a sex toy could follow orders and direction a lot better. Whereas Amy, a sucker for red checkered table cloths and spaghetti, couldn't get hers to play O Sole Mio.

6/28/2008 - MILF Does a Boner Good brings you Jules — Frankly, we're puzzled. We know that MILF does a body good, but we're trying to figure out what happened between the time Jules posed for the pretty girl  shot on the left and the moment she took the dick up her ass. Was it a quick acting pregnancy? A salmonella attack from bad tomatoes or the ingestion of a lot of beer knowing that she was going to take a dick up her ass? Questions like these only come from caring minds. And so it would disturb us knowing we were rubbing one out without these issues being properly addressed.