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A Load in Every Hole brings you Brooke Balentyne — Remember Brooke? She's the cute, sexy Cherokee Indian chick who was going to save up all her gangbang money to buy a casino on the reservation. So you probably want to know what happened with that? Like the intrepid reporters we are, we're bringing you an update. Which is, basically nothing. Which is to say Brooke's your typical porn chick with big ideas but even bigger spending habits. Which is to say she's going to be taking it in every hole for a little while longer than she anticipated. Maybe ten or twenty years longer [not counting time away for jail and rehab]. Then, again, the more holes she takes it in, the quicker Brooke will be towards attaining her goal. Which is to say, never. Amazing how porn chicks who take it in every hole are so damn predictable.
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