Revenge is a Bitch brings you Payton Leigh — Payton Leigh laughs and the whole world laughs with her. Of course, the laugh's usually on the guy she's having sex with as Payton runs her fingers down his perineal divide in an attempt to soften him up and make him a sissy boy. Then it's deep in the heart of Texas. Of course there are drawbacks into this way of doing things. The last strap-on Payton owned was chewed to bits by a famished Candiru which was working the waters of the Amazon at the time. But that's another story. You go through more sexual utility belts that way, but Payton knows the score and deals with it. She just laughs it off.