Revenge is a Bitch brings you Veronika Raquel — For Halloween, Veronika Raquel's man thought it would be cute if he put on a blonde wig, lipstick and went out trick or treating looking like her. Except Veronika didn't find it all that amusing. So she made a deal with him. If he wanted to embarrass himself in public, it was alright with her, she said. But he'd have to know what it was like being her, too, if you get the drift. He did, and after brief consideration about the integrity of his rectum, he said it still beat being fucked in the ass by someone named Big Bill. How he could relate to that instance is a story he never told Veronika. And she never asked.