Unlike many of her more conservative, God-fearing Latin sisters, Candy Estefana really enjoys being butch. She'll light up an occasional stogie, squat-piss on a public sidewalk and forget to attend Sunday mass. Horrifying behavior some might say. We say, bullshit. We like a chick who mangles the English language, hangs out with questionable street-types and sucks cock like it was a Eucalyptus remedy for a sore throat. Trouble is, the good Lord in his infinite wisdom didn't make enough Candy Estefanas to go around. That's why we have gangbangs.