If you've heard any of her interviews, or read any of her comments on fan forums, you know that vivacious Gen Padova's one of the smartest chicks in porn. So why she's sucking off 10 men at a crack in a ring-around-the-rosie and absorbing toxic semen through her pores when she could be investing her hard earned dollars with Ponzi schemers or marrying a rich old geezer with a bum ticker, beats us. A mouthful, granted, in more ways than one. Wait, did we also say, smart? Yeah, ankle tattoos are a great fashion accessory, Gen, especially if you're thinking of being invited to the Summer Cotillion dance by Bromley S. Whitman III, the scion of Long Island wealth. Tats are certainly a conversation starter among the blue bloods, from what we understand. Alas, we pick knits. If Gen wants to continue to debase herself by participating in multiple man cock slams, thinking this is a means of self-exploration and discovery, that's entirely her business. We'll just patiently wait our turn in line.