There's got to be some way to meet smart, artsy chicks that doesn't involve going down to the local bondage club (though that is a great place, too, as long as you don't mind the occasional piercing or three). After a bit of though, the thought came to mind that the theater might be a place to look. No, the theatre (switching those last two letters seems to magnify the hotness of the women found therein). These girls have spent so much time reading lines and learning roles that they've had very little time to go out and explore their sexuality. Also, there's the old saw about the questionable sexuality of the men one finds in the theatre scene so you're not going to have much in the way of competition. This is a win all around, men; run on down to the box office and pick up some tickets for that local production of A Midsummer Night's Dream and see if you can't find a girl like Envy!