Yo son, I was in Japan lately huntin' for sweet, tight Japanese poontang and I got fed up right quick wit dem skinny hos. I was hungry for some thick, homegrown and phat black ass. So I hit the airport without pause and on the way I picked up a box of candies called "Pokeys" - Strawberry ones, chocolate covered. On the plane, guess how Jah blessed? Sweet black mama sits down next to a nigga and we chat it up the whole way home. She tasted even sweeter than the candies. Check the evidence.