Kia Marie remembers the time she flunked out of a big grade school spelling bee because she goofed up the word "persiflage". Boy, was she ever humiliated. Such circumstances affect different women in different ways. We've known a few who've fled to the convent and worn black stockings the rest of their lives. Others have joined the Marine Corps and changed sex. Kia? She went home that night and allowed a number of men to have their way with her in the back alley of a 99 Cent Store. Years later Kia still doesn't know how to spell persiflage, but she fucks groups of guys infinitely better and gets paid a lot more.