The lovely Giselle once flunked a music test in school because she couldn't remember how many keys a piano had. Then she passed the makeup exam by blowing the instructor. Which to her proved a very simple and valid point. That if you have a mouth big enough to suck a piano, you needn't bother learning how to play one. Women like Giselle have it so easy in life. Just throw your legs back, close your eyes and let a gang of drunken pig farmers have their way with you. Your bills will be paid, and you don't have to take useless music lessons.