Like a Super Bowl shindig with all the beer you can piss surreptitiously in an evergreen bush, many is the man who's fantasized about being invited to an ass party. But to Gabriella Romano and her friends' way of thinking, the idea works a little bit different. We knew of one such guy who accepted this kind of an invitation. Imagine, if you will, receiving a hard-to-resist photo invite of five luscious bent over butts, each one imploring rectal stimulation in its own squirming, battery-teased way. Had we not known the consequences, we would have jumped like a bullfrog at a similar opportunity. Only this was a bait and switch tactic the gent was soon to learn. Because he was the ass party. That fact was made abundantly clear as soon as his pants were pulled down. And any doubt that there'd be another outcome was quickly dispelled when the first synthetic dick went up his shitter followed by four more. The girls laughed. He didn't and we never got the whole story.