Loni, who has no earthly vices to speak of, picked up one recently which we had to quiz her about. When she began smoking both with nuance and adopting loopy sex poses with cigarettes, we had to ask where this all came from. Supposedly Loni had picked up the habit from a furious smoking Egyptologist named Sven. Characteristically of porn chicks, they met, they fucked, they soon parted. But Loni continues to carry the soul of Sven with her every time she buys a pack of weeds. Being under 30, of course, in California Loni has to present ID every time she does that and said she wasn't aware that filling stations and 7-Elevens kept 2257's. We had to explain to her that such was not the case. But Loni didn’t believe us. Then she struck another sex pose.