Victoria Lawson always wanted a lesbian lover named Andy. So when Andy San Dimas came along, Victoria could freely talk about "Andy" in front of her parents and no one would know the wiser. Neither would there be any stern parental lectures about grandchildren or lack of them and the fact that their daughter's spending the rest of her life chopping her hair short and living with cats. Of course, going down on another broad is similar to living with an Angora depending how hygienic she keeps herself. For the moment, the smell isn't what concerns Victoria as long as her well intentioned parents skip the sermons.