Young babes with the solid thighs and the crafty smile of a Kacey Jordan could fart in church, and no one would ever consider it a social faux pas. Yeah, Kacey discovered that she could get away with a lot of shit- as long she she was willing to get naked and not even dare bring up the subject of condoms. As we look in on Kacey in this video clip, our immediate impulse is to pull that polka dot bikini off her ass. So bad, even, we can taste the corn she ate the night before. But we know the drill. Before the reward, first, the punishment. We got to listen to all those dumb girlie stories and pretend like we're interested. Kacey's proficient in the dumb girlie story, alright. However, the rewards are great.