Only one thing beats riding a New York City subway in mid-August with no ventilation system. And that's listening to a bunch of female porn stars yapping about their arrest records, their $3,000 handbag purchases, their suitcase pimps, the diminished capacity that comes from excessive drinking, or better yet, lending advice to the lovelorn. What we said about the diminished capacity may or may not be the reason why Aubrey Banks has difficulty getting words out of her mouth, but the fact that she's wearing a plaid skirt and knee socks allows her a free pass to a multitude of social faux pas. Yeah, we sit back and smile because porn chicks [as long as they're wearing makeup] can pretty much do whatever they please and we kiss their ass. Speaking of which, there's plenty of that to go around in this interesting little clip. So sit back, enjoy and build your tolerance for nonsense. You'll be a better person for it.