The ultimate blooper award has to go to Delilah Strong's first boyfriend. We don't know what the real circumstances are or were, but for a healthy redblooded guy to have blown an opportunity with one of the world's great pieces of ass is not only a miscarriage of justice but a miscue on any score card. But look who's talking? We've socially interacted with Delilah on a couple of occasions and when opportunity arose to nestle our finger between her inviting ass cheeks, we turned into babbling morons with the sexual grace of a stable boy. Hindsight, as they say, is 20-20 and we're just curious what Renee Pornero's and Lena Julliett's romantic stories are. There must be true heartfelt pain and suffering involved, but when a porn chick relates the tale it somehow involves cops, bail bondsmen and drunken lawyers trying to get into their pants. But we could be wrong.