There's screwing up, and then there's really screwing up. Really screwing up is throwing a California Highway patrolman the finger while in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the freeway or pissing off an angry mob of machete-wielding Hutus in Rwanda; or, simply, shitting yourself when you thought you were going to be a scamp by sneaking a smelly fart in a posh Beverly Hills restaurant. One time or another we've all done these things. Then there's screwing up, porn chick style. For the most part, girls, especially if they're pretty girls, can get away with almost anything because they're pretty girls. But if they're pretty PORN girls, they can walk around with asses that smell like stale beer or eggs infected with salmonella and guys will think it's cute, because, being guys, they want to get laid and will suck up to the pretty porn girl thinking this might happen. Chances are it won't, but that's beside the point. While you're mulling how stupid you've behaved around women in these contexts, sit back and watch Tori Taylor and company relate some of the dumb ass goings on in their lives. Then think about how cool it might be to fuck them if you had half the chance.