Someone asked me just the other day what I'd like for my birthday. Seeing as today is that day, I thought I'd go ahead and share my answer with all of you. No, I didn't wish for anything as silly as whirled peas. I don't know why everyone keeps saying that's what they want at this time of the year; it just don't make no sense. And I know "Firefly" ain't comin' back to the TV no matter how hard I wish for it. So this year, I went with something entirely doable: a nubile young Thai girl, with flexible morals, to bounce her pretty ass all over my junk. That's just the thing your humble narrator could use. So, meet Eah, why don't you, and help me celebrate the beginning of a new decade like a boss!