Happy hour would be a lot happier and, consequently, there'd be less violence on the street  if women like Melanie Jagger came into a bar and sat naked on a stool- just like you see in this picture. The honest truth is you will go to a lot of bars and waste a lot of happy hours and never see this happen. And that's why there's such a thing as porn. But there's a downside to this. Because you will have to sit and watch other guys, with or without teeth, handsome or not, fuck Melanie Jagger and play with her beautiful feet. Only it won't be you. You'll think about this on your death bed. You'll think about it a lot. What's worse, Melanie won't be thinking about you. She'll be fucking this guy. Or someone who looks like him.