A Load in Every Hole brings you Annie Cruz — When it comes to motel rooms and mattresses, Annie Cruz is as sexually liberated as they come. Thusly, there isn't a man she won't fuck and a hole she won't fill. If she could turn that into a campaign promise, Annie could easily become the next governor of California since she couldn't screw up the state any worse than it already is. Like most politicians, Annie has a suspect sexual history and the gossip websites would probably have a field day with that. Unlike most politicians, Annie keeps a promise. When she says she'll fuck you, that means she's already at work on the 2010 US census. See? You haven't even voted her in, and Annie's already at work for you.